The Eve of the Big One
It’s July 3rd, the humidity is at a respectable “wet wool blanket” level, and the entire District is currently vibrating with the frantic energy of people who have a three-day weekend and zero intention of being productive until at least Tuesday. Tonight isn't just a Friday; it’s the primer for the fireworks, the pre-game for the parades, and the ultimate chance to lose your dignity before the family BBQ tomorrow. The city is officially in holiday mode.
The Lineup
If you want the quintessential DC experience tonight, get yourself to U Street. The legendary Rare Essence is hitting the stage at 9:30 Club with EU featuring Sugar Bear. It doesn’t get more local than this. If you prefer your music with a little more fuzz, Black Cat is hosting the Brock Butler Band, while DC9 is getting patriotic early with a 4th of July themed indie rock karaoke. Meanwhile, Crush Dance Bar is combining the two best things about July: Grizzly Bear happy hour and a hot dog eating contest. God bless America.
Over in Ivy City, the vibe is a bit more industrial-chic. Culture is hosting a special house set by Murda Beatz, which is a massive pivot for the producer and guaranteed to be a sweaty, high-energy affair. If you’re looking for a low-key start, DC Brau Brewing Company has their open mic night, or you can catch a flick like Maddie's Secret or Obsession at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.
Down at The Wharf, the waterfront is absolutely popping. 12 Stories is doing a double-header with “First Fridays” and “HIGH STATUS FRIDAY,” so expect high heels, high views, and high bar tabs. For something a little more grounded, you can actually go country line dancing at Camp Wharf at the Firepit. Finally, if you want a classic club rewind, Decades in Dupont Circle is throwing an All-American Rewind party that will likely result in some very questionable decisions.
Where to Go If You Want To...
Prove your stomach is a bottomless pit: Get to Crush Dance Bar in U Street. Whether you're competing or just watching someone else regret their life choices one glizzy at a time, it’s the best way to start the weekend. Pair those dogs with a stiff drink and then move next door to DC9 to scream some Tame Impala into a microphone.
Act like a VIP without leaving the ZIP code: Head to The Wharf. Start with line dancing at Camp Wharf at the Firepit just to say you did, then take the elevator up to 12 Stories to watch the sun go down over the Potomac with the "High Status" crowd. It’s the best view in the city that doesn't involve a security clearance.
Late Night / Looking Ahead
As the midnight hour approaches, most of these parties will be spilling out into the streets. Remember that tomorrow is the actual 4th, so if you're planning on hitting the Mall for fireworks, maybe skip that last round at Decades. Then again, it’s a holiday—responsiblity is a problem for Saturday morning you.
Drink some water, tip your bartenders, and stay safe out there.